POEM FOR MY GF.
I have a girlfriend who's name is Kelly,
I'm sure most guys are green with envy.
The one thing they have to realize you see,
Is that the B**** belongs to me
So they can look and they can drool,
But they can't have her cause I rule.
Than most most girls she is taller,
It's quite the task to bend her over.
I kid and jest and I make jokes,
But honestly I tell you folks,
I couldn't ask for any better,
Cause she loves me and I love her.
Badgers... Enuff to drive you nuts
Bagadada... Have some J-Pop you jews
Bukakke... Do I have to say anything about this???
Mashed Taters... Techno LOTR crazyness
Papa Smurf... The smurf's lost episode
Schiftyfive... Learn how to count.
Shii's Song... Pukish kitten cuteness
Weeee!... Some squirrel crazyness!!!
Opeth - Amon Amarth - Pink Floyd - Therion - Children of Bodom - Lacuna Coil
If you don't think this is the hottest chick ever... YOU ARE GAY.
1. Matt Smith (Prostitot humper, Kid beater and Just being the dumbest person ever)
2. Donny Ferrera (Cause you're a poor excuse for a rapist...and you're ugly...crack head)
3. Frank Leblanc (Cause you tell people you're gonna kill me... Yet you do nothing. FAG... I quiver in my boots)
4. Ryan Lasalle(Cause dood you frickin suck. You have nothing to live for. Kill yourself.)
5. Mike Tremblay (Cause as far as fags go...you take the cake. It's your fault that Kurt died)
